•go to the bathroom to escape
•feel very uncomfortable without a phone or some other crutch
•dwell on a small awkward moment for much longer than necessary
•never go to any social event without a person that makes you feel comfortable
•follow said person way too much
•worry about the person beginning to find you obnoxious
•faking an illness to get out of a social event
•Dont buy something necessary because the cashier is intimidating.
Anonymous said: whats the craziest thing youve ever done?
omg okay so one time (i think it was sophomore year) i was sitting in class and my teacher, out of no where, says “i can see your bra strap through your shirt hanna” and i looked down and you literally couldn’t see it unless you were blatantly staring at my chest so i said, “well i can’t” and he says “you need to go change your shirt” and i said i didnt have another shirt so hes like then go home and i had a burning hatred for this teacher
i still dobecause it was like he went out of his way everyday to piss me off so i stood up and took off my bra under my shirt, dropped it on the floor next to my desk and sat down.
i was suspended for a week.
this is the most amazing thing I have ever read. I swear to god this gives me life.
girls being kept out of the sciences and pushed into the humanities; the humanities being valued less in our society than the sciences; and the humanities and sciences being looked at as stark opposites that couldn’t possibly be enjoyed for the same reasons are all problems that need to in some degree be tackled together
we’ve all got that weird pretty big secret that we don’t really hide but like we don’t flaunt it like “My brother died of cancer” or “I’m gay” or “I tried to kill myself last year” or anything really and when you find out somebody’s big plot twist you know you’re in this friendship for the long runaka if you get my url
One time a friend told me that she and my other friends used to joke about how I had stolen all their game and they would never be able to get ladies because I had more game than the rest of them put together and sometimes I remember that and the only thing I can think of is the time that I had a gigantic crush on a barista at my favorite cafe and I decided to try and hit on her by asking her to be my model for this assignment I had for my photo class (“take a portrait of someone you see regularly but don’t know well”) and she got REALLY EXCITED AND FLATTERED and we had this whole photo shoot and I planned on bringing in the prints to show her and then when I went to develop the film I realized that I hadn’t put it in the camera correctly so I had literally taken no pictures and I was so mortified that I never spoke to her beyond “Hi, how’s it going?” ever again.
(Source: a-dork-inspirit, via fancycake)