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Apr 23

Literal cutest discovery I’ve ever made: if I sing to Zoe she comes to me. Like she is mesmerized or something.

Whoops I’m sad about things that happened months ago again must be every single day.

the-wolfbats:

Can we have another “Type the following words into your tags box, then post the first automatic tag that comes up.” post with the words

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Apr 22

cassieblack:

arineat:

sigmarikz:

certaflyably:

thirstingaintdead:

Top 3 phrases that’ll create sexual tension

  1. "Make me",
  2. "oh really",
  3. "is that so"

"prove it"

"What’s in it for me?"

"Wanna bet?"

"Scared, Potter?"

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Once I was part of the “Stop joking about hating men and white and cis straight people!  Don’t fight hate with hate!!!!!1” club too. I was very very offended the first time a friend was like, “Argh, straight people!” at me. But as I became more immersed in social justice discourse, I stopped hearing those kinds of jokes as hate, and started hearing them as a secret code.

When someone makes a misandry joke, instead of hearing, “Lol all men are awful,” I have started to hear, “I neither want to nor think I should have to put up with the bullshit treatment I get from men as a result of the patriarchy, am I right?” and I laugh because I agree, you shouldn’t have to.

And when someone makes jokes about feminism or women, I hear, “I think it’s not fair for me to be expected to have to be decent to women, am I right?” and I tell them to cut it out because I disagree, you should have to.

velmster:

johnathanocallaghan:

can tatiana maslany be a feeling

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To all the Tumblr users who tend to use tags very liberally:

thejadedkiwano:

Let’s play a game.

Type the following words into your tags box, then post the first automatic tag that comes up.

you

also

what

when

why

how

look

because

never

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