narwhal-noir:

I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”

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fellowette:

Oh but he must tease her. He must!

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vixyish:

solarbird:

xgenepositive:

mmmahogany:

#john barrowman is having none of your misogynist bullshit

i love that barrowman’s response also distances him from the contestant
"hahahaha women do laundry right john?  you with me, john?"
"don’t lump me in with you, you fucking martian”

This is what I’m talking about when I keep saying that men have to deny the endorsement. This guy wanted Barrowman’s tacit support or agreement for his sexism, as part of bonding through humour. John went nope.

Bolding mine.

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studentsocialworker:

More wedding pictures. 

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evilmarguerite replied to your post
(yo’ tags on yo’ previous possssst) <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3

Oh right SOMETIMES I FORGET WHEN I HAVE BEEN AN EMOTIONAL WRECK ALL OVER TUMBLR.

It’s nothing really you guys, it’s just the combination of a slightly-too-heavy workload and the fact that the month of April tends to get me feeling a little depressed due to Reasons. I am currently in “doing the best I can and wallowing a little bit when I’m alone and faking it like a champ when I’m not” mode. I’ll be better in a couple weeks.

evilmarguerite asked: <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3

Back at you, darlin’. Love you endlessly. What was this for?

cryptaniac:

bananneli:

I wish that there was a socially acceptable way to say, “I’m having a bad mental health day and need you to pay attention to me,” without alienating everyone.

or: “I’m having a bad mental health day and need to be on my own for a while so please don’t be mad if I cancel our plans on short notice.”

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tenfootpolesociety:

shavingryansprivates:

why he lick me

THIS IS SUPER COOL THOUGH IF YOU UNDERSTAND HORSES. LIKE THAT NIPPING IS A GROOMING BEHAVIOR HORSE’S DO TO BOND AND TO MAINTAIN AND IMPROVE SOCIAL BONDS. SO THAT HORSE IS BASICALLY TREATING THE CAT AS PART OF THE HERD AND SUSTAINING THE FRIENDLY BOND.

IT IS SAYING, “this tiny horse is very tiny but we are friends. Look at my tiny friend.”

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Tags: AMINIMALS.

crispyravioli:

make me choose anonymous asked: margaery tyrell or cersei lannister?

cersei haters get the fuck out

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